After a break up and a bout of binge drinking before a blood test, I found myself in a hospital gown at eight in the morning.
As I’m sitting awkwardly on the table waiting to be examined, a young blonde girl with a tight ponytail comes into the room. Immediately I’m self-conscious, and wonder what happened to the nice middle-aged Indian woman who had greeted me, and told me to undress.
I’m Nicole.
I introduce myself, and we get to know each other while she rubs jelly on my stomach. She asks where I live in town, and I tell her. She mentions how she would weekly go get pastries and Slurpees down the block from me. I returned the favor and asked where she lived, right near a place I had a part time job.
We’ve probably run into each other a million times without knowing it.
And she’s pretty, and I’m in a backless gown so I just let out one thing.
Probably.
You don’t mind that I’m practicing on you do you?
No, not at all.
You have really nice looking insides.
I just stare at her. You don’t hear that compliment often, unless you know serial killers. She started to back peddle.
I meant I can see everything easily. I get a lot of old people in here. It’s a refreshing change.
Thirty minutes later she’s finally done taking pictures of my organs, and I wonder what base putting jelly on my stomach is. I’d just met her and she saw way more of me than the three-year relationship I’d just gotten out of. And when it was over, I couldn’t get myself to say anything close to asking her out, I just smile and sheepishly walk away.
I’m no model, by any means, but the photographers I hang with all want to photograph me. The say I’m “absolutely gorgeous” and they “love my skin…” Matter of fact, a sculptress said to me, “your face is very symmetrical, which in artist speak means that you’re beautiful.”
So a few weeks ago, my coworker asked me to model for him and yesterday I finally told him I would do it. This ain’t no ordinary modeling. He wants me nude. I’ve never done anything like it before and the thought of it scares me. But it is the perfect artistic piece I am looking to put in my bedroom. My biggest issue with it though is that it’s my COWORKER and having him see me nude will change our whole working relationship. It will definitely be awkward for me, but like everything else, I guess I will get through it and over it.
Nudity is fine. Visions enjoys ogling nude women as much as the next blog. But body parts are body parts; what makes a woman unique in her appeal is her personality (stop laughing, its true); and nothing reveals personality more than a woman’s smile. The delightful young woman in this post may not make her own clothes, but she sure has a gorgeous smile. As you can see, the rest of her is just as gorgeous, too!
NOTHING BUT A SMILE
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Talk about reforms!! On Friday Tiger Woods apologized, then Jon Voight, the long-estranged father of Angelina Jolie, shows up in Venice, Italy over the weekend to meet the Jolie-Pitt clan! Photographers nabbed Voight on his way home at LAX on Sunday. By Monday a barage of photographs were online depicting an outing of the Jolie-Pitt clan with Grandpa Voight via a Venice Water Taxi. To see the pictures, go to: http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/47405/2010/02/angelina-jolie-reunites-dad. You may recall that several years ago Voight made a heinous public faux pas saying his daughter Angelina had “serious mental problems.”
Nude’s 2-Cent Aside: Daah! Dad! If you weren’t around, what did you expect. There’s a couple of books the world would like to share with you about the devastation daughters experience when Dad has flown the chicken coop. Can we drop the insensitivity here!
So that YOU understand the dynamics at play here let’s begin with the fact that Jon Voight is also the father of actor James Haven. This makes James Haven the biological brother of Angelina Jolie. Rumor has it that the two are very close. Also, it needs to be said that Jon Voight’s divorce from Angelina’s Mom (Marcheline Bertrand), required Mom to fess up to the kids. Her claim was that Dad cheated. Angelina, being the good daughter, never doubted Mom. So, many years ago the seeds of estrangement between father and daughter were set.
In an earlier post on Roses, Chocolates, Toxic Friends and Angelina Jolie Unraveled (http://wp.me/pJyvs-59 ), I told you that one of Angelina’s most toxic associations was within her family and for the rest of her life she would have to deal with a Benedict Arnold in the bloodline. I showed you her lifelong cross to bear with Saturn in the decan of Pluto, Cancer, 7th house and the possibility that a relative may really be an enemy via the Arabic Part of Enemies, 3rd house. Well, if Angelina, Brad or one of her non-toxic friends DOESN’T read the blogs by the Nude Provocateuse call me a…
When the Downer Happens to Be Dad…
Yet, even though Florence Isaacs, the author of Toxic Friends/True Friends recommends ditching the downers, how does one totally ditch their Dad? Lucky for Angelina, Brad was there with the adhesive to mend fences. He was the one who encouraged Angelina to try again with her famous father because he thought Voight “deserved a second chance.” To read more go to: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/24/2010-02-24_brad_pitt_and_actor_james_haven_helped_plan_reunion_between_angelina_jolie_and_f.html#ixzz0gTj0nUSAlso, you can read the entire article by Florence Issacs at:
Check out this quote: “The visit actually went really well, and Angie’s thrilled he got on really well with all her kids,” the source told E! “She’s grown up a lot, and forgiving Jon is a huge step.”
After reading the Gossip quote, I’m sure you’ll agree that the source sounds like a close relative. Could this be James Haven himself!?! It’s been alleged that he and Brad worked on this re-union. The good news is that the news I allege James offered is not hideous. The bad news is that the type of info James may have offered doesn’t sell tabloids. Sadly, he probably doesn’t get many direct calls from rags like News of the World.
So, let’s get a grasp on what may have happened here. Let’s say six weeks ago James Haven called his Dad Jon Voight. Dad get’s an update from son about daughter. Later, Dad has a few drinks with close friends and a slip of the old vodka tongue causes him to blurt out a sentence or two about Angelina and Brad. His tone is filled with all the anomosity that’s been brewing for years. He even adds his fears that the relationship will sour – for this reason and that – just like his marriage with her Mom (Marcheline Bertrand). The hired help at the Voight home in the guise of Butler/Hostess/Server over hears this slurred yet audible blurt and runs to the backyard, pulls out their cell phone and calls News of the World! Butler/Hostess/Server receives check and the snowball of gossip about divorce, Angelina and Brad not being seen together, and Brad going back to his ex-wife Jen begins.
Nude’s 2-Cent Aside: Do you think as I do that after Angelina and Brad filed a lawsuit against News of the World the truth of who really leaked the dirt about divorce came out? Do you think Brad was more than mildly shocked that the source was his father-in-law?
An Unwitting Enemy
As you can see, poor James looks like the enemy for saying something in the first place Dad. What’s up with James? He knew his Dad was still steaming about being snubbed by his superstar daughter.
With all due respect to Brad, we saw a masterful move to help the love of his life reform her relationship with Dad Jon Voight and curtail a possible rumor source. It may have worked! Jon Voight declined to comment even though he was barraged by reporters at LAX upon his return. Say, he hadn’t had a state-side Vodka Martini yet!!!
Did Brad’s Idea Work?
Let’s dwelve into the truth a little more. Below is the Desire for Reforms eclipse chart for Venice, Italy; the Transit Chart for Venice dated Sunday, February 22 at 7:45 pm, and Angelina Jolie’s Birth Chart. The Desire chart is on the inner wheel, the Transit Chart is in the middle wheel and Angelina’s Birth Chart is on the outer wheel. Now let’s ask the question: Did it work? To see a larger view of the chart below, just click once in the middle of the image.
From my online view, Brad has once again earned major kudos. I have just one last suggestion. The next time Brad meets up with his brother-in-law James, he should ask him to not share his thoughts about Angelina’s life with anyone especially Dad. The exception is planned promotional events and James should understand this one because he’ll be called by Angelina’s or Brad’s Agent. Also, he should suggest that if James must, he should share family secrets only with Jesus. I must say, Jesus is a wonderful listener and the best confidante money can’t buy.
But, hold on folks, Angelina’s not out of the woods yet. Sometime in late summer or early fall 2010, Saturn will start nearing Angelina’s Pluto in the 7th house. The Toxic Friends will be back and this time with a humdinger. Rest assured, the Nude Provocateuse will be here with the cloak and dagger astro interpretations at your service.
Say, I’m still working on that Bi-quintile Report. The aspect will be exact tomorrow.
Peace!
Nude Provocateuse
About the Series: Since the time of the Pharoahs, eclipses have marked our major historical events especially the rise and fall of empires. The Rise of Obama Series (TRO) by The Nude Provocateuse (aka The_Betty) is based on the premise that the Eclipse of August 1, 2008 was the astronomical event opening the road for Barack Obama’s assent to the presidency, and the Desire for Reforms Eclipse of July 21, 2009 is responsible for influencing his 2009-10 political agenda. This series is written as News, Political News, News and Commentary, and serves as basic astrological research not for profit or resale in accordance with the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 USC, Section 107. To learn more about this code go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use or email me at llazaro633@yahoo.com.
Am I the only one who thinks that, Madeleine Dupont, the skip for the Danish women’s curling team looks a lot like a chunkier Dee from Always Sunny? Am I!?
Regardless, Dupont was recently bitching that the fans at the curling events were behaving inappropriately by yelling loudly– and it resulted in her performing badly.
Gimme a friggin break. Aiming a rock down some ice is no more difficult than hitting a free throw in crunch time or hitting a golf ball down the fareway. So stop yer whinin!
Oh, and she posed nude too. You can search the internet if you’re into that kind of stufffffff.
But anyways, back to my original point. Let your vote be heard!
About the Series: Since the time of the Pharoahs, eclipses have marked our major historical events especially the rise and fall of empires. The Rise of Obama Series (TRO) by The Nude Provocateuse (aka The_Betty) is based on the premise that the Eclipse of August 1, 2008 was the astronomical event opening the road for Barack Obama’s assent to the presidency, and the Desire for Reforms Eclipse of July 21, 2009 is responsible for influencing his 2009-10 political agenda. This series is written as News, Political News, News and Commentary, and serves as basic astrological research not for profit or resale in accordance with the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 USC, Section 107. To learn more about this code go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use or email me at llazaro633@yahoo.com.
