Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Poet's Slave...Part III

In front of the kitchen sink

the well-hung poet

caught his curvaceous lady

took her by surprise

as she stood washing dishes

ripped off her yellow

sexy teddy with his fingers

reached around the

curves of her slender waist

grabbed the globes

of her melon sized milk jugs

pinched the bright

headlights of her nipples

with his fingers and

made her cry out in both

pain and pleasure

with his sexy slaves hands

trapped beneath

the warm and soapy water

he took her right

then and there made her pant

and moan just like

the horny bitch she’d become

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What Took Ya So Long Old Fart?

She is the granddaughter of my roommate

a sexy brown haired maid

whose curvaceous, buxom hourglass figure

can’t help but turn me on

make me harden with the desire to bed her

between the clean sheets

of the altar of lust sitting in my bedchamber

halter tops and shorts

an itty bitty solid black bikini is all she wears

when not attending classes

down at the local junior college or working at

her job as a Hooter’s waitress

until one afternoon having grown oh so weary

of being teased and turned on

by the voluptuous curves of her lovely body

from behind I caught her

took her by surprise in her grandpa’s kitchen

carried off the bikini clad

twenty year old maid into the lair of my boudoir

where as I laid the bosomy

lass upon my altar of lust she innocently asked

in a low husky whisper

dripping with anticipation even as I tore apart

ripped in half her bikini

from her body, “What took ya so long old fart?”

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sexy Katherine Heigl photos

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Willing Prey

I

It was at a party hosted by a buddy

that the brown haired

sky blue eyed two legged dear hunter

found himself being stalked

by a lovely well-stacked ebony goddess

who seemed to only

have eyes for his bowflex crafted body

content to slowly dance

within his arms until the final chiming

of the witching hour

when she took the poet by his hand

cut him from the herd

of milling guests the unapproving glances

coming from the jealous

eyes of her homies and less inclined sistas

to a place of relative

peace and quiet away from the booming

noise of rap music

the useless chatter of beer soaked minds

not far away to the island

of her love so endearing she led DaPoet

II

Out of sight and definitely out of the minds

of her disapproving sistas

hidden within the consolation of  duskiness

of a large walk-in closet

the lovely full-bosomed ebony goddess

slipped out of her dress

released the orbs of her melon sized breasts

from the lacy prison

of the cups of her Victoria Secrets brassiere

pushed the intimate garment

of the pair of panties she was wearing that night

off the curves of her hips down

the well toned silky smooth pedestals of her legs

to the sky blue eyes

of the brown haired and well hung dear hunter

she revealed the nakedness

of her voluptuous, curvaceous and buxom body

who took the ebony goddess

drew the willing two legged chocolate bunny

into the captivating embrace

of his arms and kissed her exquisitely full lips

III

Concealed within the shadowy darkness

in a sea of clothe and shoes

the ebony goddess and her willing prey

lay entwined upon the floor

above the sounds of booming rap music

the laughter of the guests

could be head the cries made by the lovely

naked chocolate bunny

when at last with a single thrust of his hips

she felt the hidden opening

of her womanhood fully engulf the entire

length of the rock hard shaft

of her preys oh so throbbing masculinity

when he entered her pussy

soaring high above the clouds of ecstasy

within each others arms

they levitated as the flower of their love

sank its ever thirsty roots

ever deeper downward into their very souls

while entwining its leaves

about the rosebuds of their beating hearts

until at last within a rush

together both their loins burst into flames

as the flower of their love

blossomed when at last they came as one

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

New Neutrals

The nude pump. Everyone’s telling you you need a pair. Well, they’re right. You do! Nude pumps work for the office and for going out with dresses of all colors and textures. Brightly colored sundress with a cardigan to the office? Check. Black dress for going out? Check. That oddly colored skirt you can’t pair anything with? Check.

I, for one, am not quite sure how I have survived so many years without them.  Probably because I was (delusionally) holding out for a pair by Christian Louboutin. At 18, I thought surely by 24 I’d be wealthy and successful enough to own a pair of $600 pumps. Clearly, I was confused.  The dream shoe, Christian Louboutin Decollette 100 Pumps are available at www.net-a-porter.com for $595.

For the rest of us, I offer you the runner-ups for your must-have shoe for work, play, night, day, and pretty much all around success in your fashion life. The requirements: beige/camel/nude tone, round or almond toe (pointy toes? really?), patent, comfortable, and heel three-inches or above. Because, a heel less than three inches is no heel at all. Peep toes are great too, but difficult to wear year-round. Do you want your stocking covered toes peeping out of your nude heel? I think not.

The 3 incher: Kate Spade’s Karolina. Standard, non-offensive round-toed pump. I can vouch for the comfort of Kate Spade’s pumps as I own several pairs. ($298, at Piperlime or Kate Spade).

The 3.75 incher: Franco Sarto’s Napoli Pump. Slightly taller, slightly sexier, and in a lighter, more neutral nude tone. Budget-friendly, too ($89.95, Endless).

The 4 incher: Nude Footwear’s “Milan” Patent Pump is a taller, more modern alternative with the hidden platform ($110, Piperlime).

Coming in at 4.75 inches: Dolce Vita’s Madison Platform Pump, a favorite of fellow Brunch Bitch Becca ($119, Endless).

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

World's First Naked Ceilidh Set For Edinburgh

The world’s first naked ceilidh is to take place in Edinburgh later this month.

Organisers are looking for people over the age of 18 “of every shape and size” to bare all at the event in the Capital’s new traditional Scottish pub and ceilidh venue, Ghillie Dhu. Dances suggested include strip the willow and the “flashing” white sergeant.

The Sunday 28 March event is the brainchild of photographer Alistair Devine, and will also form the third in his series of “naked-art photo-shoots”.

Anyone interested in taking part should call 0141-270 4141.

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Six Sexy Nudes

A handful of  photos of nudes by Sansreproache

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All photos creative commons

Sansreproache’s sets of female nudes

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