In front of the kitchen sink
the well-hung poet
caught his curvaceous lady
took her by surprise
as she stood washing dishes
ripped off her yellow
sexy teddy with his fingers
reached around the
curves of her slender waist
grabbed the globes
of her melon sized milk jugs
pinched the bright
headlights of her nipples
with his fingers and
made her cry out in both
pain and pleasure
with his sexy slaves hands
trapped beneath
the warm and soapy water
he took her right
then and there made her pant
and moan just like
the horny bitch she’d become
She is the granddaughter of my roommate
a sexy brown haired maid
whose curvaceous, buxom hourglass figure
can’t help but turn me on
make me harden with the desire to bed her
between the clean sheets
of the altar of lust sitting in my bedchamber
halter tops and shorts
an itty bitty solid black bikini is all she wears
when not attending classes
down at the local junior college or working at
her job as a Hooter’s waitress
until one afternoon having grown oh so weary
of being teased and turned on
by the voluptuous curves of her lovely body
from behind I caught her
took her by surprise in her grandpa’s kitchen
carried off the bikini clad
twenty year old maid into the lair of my boudoir
where as I laid the bosomy
lass upon my altar of lust she innocently asked
in a low husky whisper
dripping with anticipation even as I tore apart
ripped in half her bikini
from her body, “What took ya so long old fart?”
It was at a party hosted by a buddy
that the brown haired
sky blue eyed two legged dear hunter
found himself being stalked
by a lovely well-stacked ebony goddess
who seemed to only
have eyes for his bowflex crafted body
content to slowly dance
within his arms until the final chiming
of the witching hour
when she took the poet by his hand
cut him from the herd
of milling guests the unapproving glances
coming from the jealous
eyes of her homies and less inclined sistas
to a place of relative
peace and quiet away from the booming
noise of rap music
the useless chatter of beer soaked minds
not far away to the island
of her love so endearing she led DaPoet
II
Out of sight and definitely out of the minds
of her disapproving sistas
hidden within the consolation of duskiness
of a large walk-in closet
the lovely full-bosomed ebony goddess
slipped out of her dress
released the orbs of her melon sized breasts
from the lacy prison
of the cups of her Victoria Secrets brassiere
pushed the intimate garment
of the pair of panties she was wearing that night
off the curves of her hips down
the well toned silky smooth pedestals of her legs
to the sky blue eyes
of the brown haired and well hung dear hunter
she revealed the nakedness
of her voluptuous, curvaceous and buxom body
who took the ebony goddess
drew the willing two legged chocolate bunny
into the captivating embrace
of his arms and kissed her exquisitely full lips
III
Concealed within the shadowy darkness
in a sea of clothe and shoes
the ebony goddess and her willing prey
lay entwined upon the floor
above the sounds of booming rap music
the laughter of the guests
could be head the cries made by the lovely
naked chocolate bunny
when at last with a single thrust of his hips
she felt the hidden opening
of her womanhood fully engulf the entire
length of the rock hard shaft
of her preys oh so throbbing masculinity
when he entered her pussy
soaring high above the clouds of ecstasy
within each others arms
they levitated as the flower of their love
sank its ever thirsty roots
ever deeper downward into their very souls
while entwining its leaves
about the rosebuds of their beating hearts
until at last within a rush
together both their loins burst into flames
as the flower of their love
blossomed when at last they came as one
The nude pump. Everyone’s telling you you need a pair. Well, they’re right. You do! Nude pumps work for the office and for going out with dresses of all colors and textures. Brightly colored sundress with a cardigan to the office? Check. Black dress for going out? Check. That oddly colored skirt you can’t pair anything with? Check.
I, for one, am not quite sure how I have survived so many years without them. Probably because I was (delusionally) holding out for a pair by Christian Louboutin. At 18, I thought surely by 24 I’d be wealthy and successful enough to own a pair of $600 pumps. Clearly, I was confused. The dream shoe, Christian Louboutin Decollette 100 Pumps are available at www.net-a-porter.com for $595.
For the rest of us, I offer you the runner-ups for your must-have shoe for work, play, night, day, and pretty much all around success in your fashion life. The requirements: beige/camel/nude tone, round or almond toe (pointy toes? really?), patent, comfortable, and heel three-inches or above. Because, a heel less than three inches is no heel at all. Peep toes are great too, but difficult to wear year-round. Do you want your stocking covered toes peeping out of your nude heel? I think not.
The 3 incher: Kate Spade’s Karolina. Standard, non-offensive round-toed pump. I can vouch for the comfort of Kate Spade’s pumps as I own several pairs. ($298, at Piperlime or Kate Spade).
The 3.75 incher: Franco Sarto’s Napoli Pump. Slightly taller, slightly sexier, and in a lighter, more neutral nude tone. Budget-friendly, too ($89.95, Endless).
The 4 incher: Nude Footwear’s “Milan” Patent Pump is a taller, more modern alternative with the hidden platform ($110, Piperlime).
Coming in at 4.75 inches: Dolce Vita’s Madison Platform Pump, a favorite of fellow Brunch Bitch Becca ($119, Endless).
The world’s first naked ceilidh is to take place in Edinburgh later this month.
Organisers are looking for people over the age of 18 “of every shape and size” to bare all at the event in the Capital’s new traditional Scottish pub and ceilidh venue, Ghillie Dhu. Dances suggested include strip the willow and the “flashing” white sergeant.
The Sunday 28 March event is the brainchild of photographer Alistair Devine, and will also form the third in his series of “naked-art photo-shoots”.
Anyone interested in taking part should call 0141-270 4141.