What Took Ya So Long Old Fart?

She is the granddaughter of my roommate

a sexy brown haired maid

whose curvaceous, buxom hourglass figure

can’t help but turn me on

make me harden with the desire to bed her

between the clean sheets

of the altar of lust sitting in my bedchamber

halter tops and shorts

an itty bitty solid black bikini is all she wears

when not attending classes

down at the local junior college or working at

her job as a Hooter’s waitress

until one afternoon having grown oh so weary

of being teased and turned on

by the voluptuous curves of her lovely body

from behind I caught her

took her by surprise in her grandpa’s kitchen

carried off the bikini clad

twenty year old maid into the lair of my boudoir

where as I laid the bosomy

lass upon my altar of lust she innocently asked

in a low husky whisper

dripping with anticipation even as I tore apart

ripped in half her bikini

from her body, “What took ya so long old fart?”

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