Out to Get Me

Mama Mia! What am I gonna do!

caught a doe eyed maid

out in the middle of the woods

dancing naked beneath

the stars within the moonlight

sweet talked her into

making love in a bed of leaves

turns out she is the only

lovely daughter of the wolf man

who’s now out to get me

so I better run and find someplace

to hide on the first night

of the new moon cause when at last

the father of my paramour

wakes up he’s gonna flip and howl

once he sees his daughter

has been knocked up by a Dark Lord

the rounder she blossoms

all the more steamed the wolf man is

going to become when he

comes to look me up that fateful night

nor will congratulations

be on his short list of things to discuss

when he comes to kick

my ass, rip out my throat and consume

what’s left of my liver

all because I knocked up his daughter

within the soft glow of

moonlight in the leaves under the stars