ABOUT Abbey: Abbey is an amazing Nubile who is not afraid to try new things. She loved riding the Sybian and even more than that she enjoyed having her super tight pussy stretched by a rocked cock! Abbey has tons of content that will surely bring a smile to your face!
can you live without the “Multi-Media ExtraVaganza”? if not: see the Blog of Love Magazine ..also ZiZa.Es has a fabulous link called: Supermodelos En Love Magazine ..I live today The Suburban ExtraVaganza which has been as plain as: too much coffee&cigarettes ..and BananaSplit Ice Cream..Naughty Thoughts& Sex have not crossed my mind lately:( life has been totally casual–> something has to happen soon, Man:-P but I don t worry too much about the simple life; the Magical?( or maybe just Bumby?)Weekend in Urban Concrete Jungle begins TomorrowXOXO
Talk about reforms!! On Friday Tiger Woods apologized, then Jon Voight, the long-estranged father of Angelina Jolie, shows up in Venice, Italy over the weekend to meet the Jolie-Pitt clan! Photographers nabbed Voight on his way home at LAX on Sunday. By Monday a barage of photographs were online depicting an outing of the Jolie-Pitt clan with Grandpa Voight via a Venice Water Taxi. To see the pictures, go to: http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/47405/2010/02/angelina-jolie-reunites-dad. You may recall that several years ago Voight made a heinous public faux pas saying his daughter Angelina had “serious mental problems.”
Nude’s 2-Cent Aside: Daah! Dad! If you weren’t around, what did you expect. There’s a couple of books the world would like to share with you about the devastation daughters experience when Dad has flown the chicken coop. Can we drop the insensitivity here!
So that YOU understand the dynamics at play here let’s begin with the fact that Jon Voight is also the father of actor James Haven. This makes James Haven the biological brother of Angelina Jolie. Rumor has it that the two are very close. Also, it needs to be said that Jon Voight’s divorce from Angelina’s Mom (Marcheline Bertrand), required Mom to fess up to the kids. Her claim was that Dad cheated. Angelina, being the good daughter, never doubted Mom. So, many years ago the seeds of estrangement between father and daughter were set.
In an earlier post on Roses, Chocolates, Toxic Friends and Angelina Jolie Unraveled (http://wp.me/pJyvs-59 ), I told you that one of Angelina’s most toxic associations was within her family and for the rest of her life she would have to deal with a Benedict Arnold in the bloodline. I showed you her lifelong cross to bear with Saturn in the decan of Pluto, Cancer, 7th house and the possibility that a relative may really be an enemy via the Arabic Part of Enemies, 3rd house. Well, if Angelina, Brad or one of her non-toxic friends DOESN’T read the blogs by the Nude Provocateuse call me a…
When the Downer Happens to Be Dad…
Yet, even though Florence Isaacs, the author of Toxic Friends/True Friends recommends ditching the downers, how does one totally ditch their Dad? Lucky for Angelina, Brad was there with the adhesive to mend fences. He was the one who encouraged Angelina to try again with her famous father because he thought Voight “deserved a second chance.” To read more go to: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/24/2010-02-24_brad_pitt_and_actor_james_haven_helped_plan_reunion_between_angelina_jolie_and_f.html#ixzz0gTj0nUSAlso, you can read the entire article by Florence Issacs at:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/life/toxic-friends-the-5-types-of-quot-friends-quot-you-should-avoid-580196/
The Hunt for a Rumor Source
Check out this quote: “The visit actually went really well, and Angie’s thrilled he got on really well with all her kids,” the source told E! “She’s grown up a lot, and forgiving Jon is a huge step.”
After reading the Gossip quote, I’m sure you’ll agree that the source sounds like a close relative. Could this be James Haven himself!?! It’s been alleged that he and Brad worked on this re-union. The good news is that the news I allege James offered is not hideous. The bad news is that the type of info James may have offered doesn’t sell tabloids. Sadly, he probably doesn’t get many direct calls from rags like News of the World.
So, let’s get a grasp on what may have happened here. Let’s say six weeks ago James Haven called his Dad Jon Voight. Dad get’s an update from son about daughter. Later, Dad has a few drinks with close friends and a slip of the old vodka tongue causes him to blurt out a sentence or two about Angelina and Brad. His tone is filled with all the anomosity that’s been brewing for years. He even adds his fears that the relationship will sour – for this reason and that – just like his marriage with her Mom (Marcheline Bertrand). The hired help at the Voight home in the guise of Butler/Hostess/Server over hears this slurred yet audible blurt and runs to the backyard, pulls out their cell phone and calls News of the World! Butler/Hostess/Server receives check and the snowball of gossip about divorce, Angelina and Brad not being seen together, and Brad going back to his ex-wife Jen begins.
Nude’s 2-Cent Aside: Do you think as I do that after Angelina and Brad filed a lawsuit against News of the World the truth of who really leaked the dirt about divorce came out? Do you think Brad was more than mildly shocked that the source was his father-in-law?
An Unwitting Enemy
As you can see, poor James looks like the enemy for saying something in the first place Dad. What’s up with James? He knew his Dad was still steaming about being snubbed by his superstar daughter.
With all due respect to Brad, we saw a masterful move to help the love of his life reform her relationship with Dad Jon Voight and curtail a possible rumor source. It may have worked! Jon Voight declined to comment even though he was barraged by reporters at LAX upon his return. Say, he hadn’t had a state-side Vodka Martini yet!!!
Did Brad’s Idea Work?
Let’s dwelve into the truth a little more. Below is the Desire for Reforms eclipse chart for Venice, Italy; the Transit Chart for Venice dated Sunday, February 22 at 7:45 pm, and Angelina Jolie’s Birth Chart. The Desire chart is on the inner wheel, the Transit Chart is in the middle wheel and Angelina’s Birth Chart is on the outer wheel. Now let’s ask the question: Did it work? To see a larger view of the chart below, just click once in the middle of the image.
From my online view, Brad has once again earned major kudos. I have just one last suggestion. The next time Brad meets up with his brother-in-law James, he should ask him to not share his thoughts about Angelina’s life with anyone especially Dad. The exception is planned promotional events and James should understand this one because he’ll be called by Angelina’s or Brad’s Agent. Also, he should suggest that if James must, he should share family secrets only with Jesus. I must say, Jesus is a wonderful listener and the best confidante money can’t buy.
But, hold on folks, Angelina’s not out of the woods yet. Sometime in late summer or early fall 2010, Saturn will start nearing Angelina’s Pluto in the 7th house. The Toxic Friends will be back and this time with a humdinger. Rest assured, the Nude Provocateuse will be here with the cloak and dagger astro interpretations at your service.
Say, I’m still working on that Bi-quintile Report. The aspect will be exact tomorrow.
Peace!
Nude Provocateuse
About the Series: Since the time of the Pharoahs, eclipses have marked our major historical events especially the rise and fall of empires. The Rise of Obama Series (TRO) by The Nude Provocateuse (aka The_Betty) is based on the premise that the Eclipse of August 1, 2008 was the astronomical event opening the road for Barack Obama’s assent to the presidency, and the Desire for Reforms Eclipse of July 21, 2009 is responsible for influencing his 2009-10 political agenda. This series is written as News, Political News, News and Commentary, and serves as basic astrological research not for profit or resale in accordance with the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 USC, Section 107. To learn more about this code go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use or email me at llazaro633@yahoo.com.
Am I the only one who thinks that, Madeleine Dupont, the skip for the Danish women’s curling team looks a lot like a chunkier Dee from Always Sunny? Am I!?
Regardless, Dupont was recently bitching that the fans at the curling events were behaving inappropriately by yelling loudly– and it resulted in her performing badly.
Gimme a friggin break. Aiming a rock down some ice is no more difficult than hitting a free throw in crunch time or hitting a golf ball down the fareway. So stop yer whinin!
Oh, and she posed nude too. You can search the internet if you’re into that kind of stufffffff.
But anyways, back to my original point. Let your vote be heard!
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(She sort of looks like Dakota Fanning’s older sister ^.^)
As I mentioned in my last post I decided to dive into a Cosmopolitan magazine. While doing so I came across a lot of articles that I found very useful. I will probably blog a couple of them later on (but not too many), Cosmo might sue me. (initiates mission impossible soundtrack in 5..4..3..)
Alright, so the name of this Q and A article is “Meet your SNL dating coach”.
Here is what Abby said to do on EVERY first date that you go on.DO: Ask him right off the bat “Can you or can you not make it rain in the club?”
DON’T: Forget to take bleach off your upper lip before you get there.
DO: Make sure your divorce is final.
DON’T: Kiss him on the first date (Sex is fine. Just no kissing)
DO: Ask him how much money he makes. Then, no matter his response, say “Prove it,” and order a lobster for everyone in the restaurant.
DON’T: Call him by your ex boyfriend’s name, unless he actually has the same name as your ex. (Which is just weird.)
DO: Show him pictures of your kids, even if you don’t have any. The test of a real man is how he reacts to your having children that do not exist.
DON’T: Live-blog your date (I lol’d on that one)
DO: Pretend to choke on your dinner, then giggle when he starts to give you the Heimlich and scream, “Psych!” Right in his face. If he laughs, keep him and never let the sucker go.
DON’T: Pay
DO: Ask him what his astrological sign is. When he answers, tell him “I don’t believe in that stuff anyway……”
DON’T: Constantly bring up how death is inevitable
DO: Remember that a bathing suit top can work as a shirt….especially if you want to get laid!
DON’T: Say ‘I love you’, before dessert.
Alright if you want to see the full article it is in the February issue on page 164. I left some of her answers out because they are bit too “in-depth” lol. However, I did think of a few rules myself so read on my minions, read on.DO: Bring your cats to the restaurant, don’t worry he will love them!
DON’T: cry when the waiter’s hair style reminds you of the time you caught your ex boyfriend sexting another man. (Unless the waiter is the other man then its OK)
DO: Bring a TI-84 calculator, don’t worry it will make you look smart.
DON’T: Use it for the bill when he asks to go dutch.
DO: Tell him about you fascination with the Nazi’s. Guys love a good intrigue.
DON’T: Tell him that you are Jewish.
DO: Show him your naked Myspace photo’s.
DON’T: Forget to ask for his.
DO: Tell him that you secretly aspire to reaching section 8 income level at Kinko’s.
DON’T: Forget to lie about your last Hepatitis B Test.
DO: Ask him what his favorite car is and no matter what he answers, say “Well I drive a ‘96 Prius.”
DON’T: Forget to get drunk and tell him about the time you mistook your brother for your boyfriend.
DO: Talk about your secret obsession with MMO gaming, give him the whole scoop…”I have a death knight….level 72….”
DON’T: Talk about the SIMS, no one likes the sims….
DO: Google ‘destination weddings’ on your Blackberry before the appetizer. You have to get things rolling somehow right?
DON’T: Ask him to change his shirt because you think he looks like a female.
DO: Ask him how big his penis is.
DON’T: Forget to laugh when he tells you and then drunkenly scream, “LIAR!”…. If he doesn’t cry; keep him.
DO: Kick him in the shin when walking to the car, that means you like him.
DON’T: Kick him when he’s trying to eat. That isn’t classy. Besides you might have to pay for the food on the floor. No one wants that.
DO: Tell him that you looked him up on the sex offender’s registry.
DON’T: Tell him that you found his name on the list. That might emasculate him.
DO: Make him fill out an application to be your future boyfriend. It makes you seem important.
DON’T: Tell him that he failed, your trying to get laid remember?
DO: When he talks about his grandmothers last birthday yell, “…And that’s what SHE said!!!”.
DON’T: Laugh at your own jokes, that makes you look shallow.
DO: Check your teeth in the reflection of your shot glass.
DON’T: Drink from it after, that’s just gross.
DO: Volunteer to sing karaoke, then while you are up there, mention ALL of your favorite sex positions.
DON’T: Forget to lean into him sexily while eating dinner, once you are inches from his face, say “You have something on your cheek,” Then spit on a napkin and wipe it off for him. Guys LOVE the Freudian Complex.
DO: Update Twitter in 20 Minuit intervals while on the date. Who cares if he’s one of your followers.
DON’T: Forget to smooth things over when he asks about your last tweet, “This guy is such a L-O-S-E-R!! Srsly what a TOOL!”
DO: Let him see you slip a few wine glasses in your purse, Guys love a girl who likes to risk it.
DON’T: Let him see you slip the steak knives in your purse. He may get the wrong impression.
Alright, so there ya have it, the best advice I could give to those who are looking for an interesting first date! On the flip side blogging makes me absolutely no money whatsoever so now I believe it is time to do what every college student dreads…..look for a job.
Also since the fashion post took off so well (the amount of hits were at an all time high) I will be posting some more weird reviews from fashion week soon so keep an eye out!
As not seen in Ikea - could be a Billy Bookcase though?
As it happens, I need a new book case for the lounge. I wonder if they make a corner unit though?
Sometimes you stumble upon the oddest things when trawling the internet. I found this at one of my favorite design and architecture sites. The artist has used the male nude in a variety of poses to act as furniture items you might use in your home.
It reminds me that someone was telling me of a website where you can advertise for people to come and “work” in your home for free. They would do pretty much anything, serve food and drink, be lead around on a lead like a pet, or in one case, act as a coffee table for the evening. The one condition is that they do it naked. Yup – completely nude. They get their pleasure from serving you and therefore no payment is required. Just the thing to liven up my next cocktail evening perhaps?
Unfortunately, I do not have the web address (otherwise dear reader, be assured that I would be sharing it with you)! If anyone out there knows of such a website for the London area, please let me know!!
Back to the main story (I am easily distracted) – you can find further information and pictures here :Strange Human Furniture Photos (Not Safe, Nor Work) | Designs & Ideas on Dornob.
Anal sex, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Anal sex. Now we have the formalities out of they way, let’s have a good look at anal sex.
Anal Sex is apparently, the New Black. Surveys tell us that everyone is doing it. For teen girls not wanting to get pregnant, it used to be a hand job or a blowjob in the back of the car, but now it’s taking it in the backdoor that is in vogue. According to an online survey I read today on Boing Boing, lots of people at MIT are having anal sex. Have a look at the graph:
Not bad for a supposedly taboo subject!!
83.6% of sexually active respondents to an MIT sex survey have at least tried anal sex. At least that’s how I read that graph.
So, on to more specific things!
I like anal sex. I can orgasm this way. I also understand that it can be intimidating, uncomfortable, embarrassing and downright painful. So, how to start if you are new to it?
First off, I am writing this from a woman’s perspective, as that is the only one I have.
If you haven’t been initiated into the pleasures of anal sex, you need to remember a few things.
Men, take your time, be respectful, and take no for an answer. Also, don’t be rough. At least, not until you are asked to be.
Anal sex isn’t for everybody, and I like it only occasionally. It is great when I do get it, and the orgasms are different to a vaginal or clitoral orgasm, but no less intense. It is a fantastic addition to our sexual repertoire.
And variety is the spice of life!
Love,
Chiquita
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Since about day 4, I’ve been getting questions and concerns about where this will all end. Because, it had to have an ending, right? On day one-hundred when I magically pick the girl of my dreams and we live happily ever after into the sunset. But this isn’t that ending. This isn’t that story. I spent half the day reading in my apartment. I spent the other half chain-smoking and walking around the Village with Kevin Devine on an infinite loop. I went to a diner and jotted some notes down with a Denver Omelet, and a bottomless cup of coffee and my flask of Jameson I’ve had in my bag for about a week, finally polishing it off. Before I knew it was dark and I was in front of a liquor store, an all too familiar scenario.
I perused the aisles for something to bite my fancy. I got a bottle of twelve-year Ballantine’s because I felt like springing for a nice drunk. The female clerk looked at me with pity and wished me a happy Valentine’s, before putting it in the brown paper bag. I didn’t even wait til the Subway to crack it open. And when I got on the subway and off at her stop.
77 Days ago I was in this position, in the exact opposite of circumstances. I was sober, earnest, and really wanted to make a go for it. But when I got up to her apartment, and she looked at me through chain-locked door gap. And three words were the magical phrase to get the door open.
I brought scotch.
She took it out of the bag.
You opened it?
Sorry. Happy Valentines.
What happened to your perfect girl?
I don’t want perfect, I want you.
She immediately punched me and smacked me upside the head, telling me that was the cheesiest thing she ever heard. I told her I was still drunk, and I’d have fresher material if she let me take her to dinner. She told me no, and that wasn’t ever gonna happen. And then she kissed me. And I kissed back. She bit my lip and drew blood, I took a sip from the bottle. We stood there drinking and kissing for minutes before we took it to her couch, all the while drinking and kissing our way over.
Three hours later the scotch was gone and I was staring at her ceiling while she snored on my chest. I was picking the the new scab on my lip, when she woke up from it, and started kissing me and reopening the wound. We fooled around again, and I got that look in my eye, when she repeated her no.
On day 100, I had another night of drunk sex that we pretended meant a whole lot less. More times than not you wind up having drunk sex with your friend because your both confused, lonely, misguided people, who happen to enjoy the finer points of both scotch & sex. I don’t think I’m gonna wind up with Kara, and I don’t pretend to think it’s nothing more than a constant conscious mistake I keep letting myself make while better things come around, but maybe in the next 100 days or another 100 dates, I’ll find something that works.
Who’s your favorite Olympic athlete? In terms of sexyness, Apolo Anton Ohno is one of my favorites. Shouldn’t nude posing be compulsory? I, of course, loved the theatricality of the opening ceremonies (costumes, sets, so many white peeps).
And now I am looking forward to tight lycra, sequins, and the outre fashions of Japanese bad boy athletes. Yes, that’s you, snowboarder Kazuhiro Kokubo, barred from the opening ceremony because you’re too cool for skool!
In my previous post I’ve used as an illustration one of the excellent photographs by Wolf Brüning. Today I would like to emphasize that I consider these photographs as a vivid example of vigorous, creative art and also give a few links.
Wolf Brüning is an Art Director and Photographer from Magdeburg, Germany. In his photostream on Flickr one can find a set entitled “un.geniert-Aktkalender 2010″. It contains “advertising images and photos” for un.geniert 2010 calendar, which is a project of the student’s community WebUni from Magdeburg.
The following image was chosen for the current month, February 2010. Its motive is “a student’s life” or everything except work.
un.geniert 2010 - Februar - A student's life by Wolf Brüning on Flickr
Links:
1. Wolf Brüning’s photostream on Flickr
2. un.geniert-Aktkalender 2010 set on Flickr
3. Wolf Brüning’s personal website
4. un.geniert website
5. un.geniert calendar designs
To Cold For A Picnic Video
To Cold For A Picnic! (recorded at HD 1280 x 720 size) – I told you I would keep you toasty warm! If the pictures didn’t get you heated up enough, then be sure to check out this video that goes with it! CLICK HERE to watch AND hear me fuck my sweet, wet pussy until I finish with a very loud, very good orgasm!
Adrenagirls is a strange site. Many of the photos use nudes to create or suggest a geometric pattern. Here’s a cute example.
Tom McFarlane has a thing for nudes in antique bathtubs. Here’s Allison, a well done set. Tom’s photostream.
From somewhere in Brazil, Eros O Dom has an eye for the elegant nude. My favorite set is deliciously kinky group of arty bondage shots.
Apparently French (another empty profile), nude-dreams (Andre Mertz) photos are reminiscent of French cooking. Here the female nude form is simply the foundation for his art. Nude Dreams, his best set, showcases his fine work.
Donjuanfotos, from Portugal (?), has as many models as his namesake had lovers. Here is his marvelous 126 photo set of gorgeous pinups.
drum, 2007, acrylic on canvas, 100cm x 120cm
the one without a shirt, 2007, acrylic on canvas. ooh we'll keep this one hidden from judging eyes and minds
